June 2011
There are only three words a girl truly wants to...
glittering-wax-butterflies:
haderanne:
sex-with-a-bicycle:
corksoaker:
darlingismyfallontine:
bing-bong-brothers:
waitingforandycoop:
azzyrainbow:
petitemadame:
evangelinescripton:
“I’m a musician.”
I’m a footballer - from France.
I’m a footballer (from Brazil)
I’m Lucius Malfoy.
Saturday Night Live
Are you hungry?
I’m Jimmy Fallon.
Andy Samberg’s naked.
I’m...
On a kick of circa '07 rock music... including:
Escape The Fate
Bullet For My Valentine
A7x
etc.
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
somuchforniceguys:
reasonablesacrifice:
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
LMFFAAO
May 2011
deadsleep:
It’s horrible seeing the person you like flirt with someone else.
Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must...
“What are you doing to my face?”
“Just trust me on this one”
4 tags
I haven't been honest either....
we could use each other.
I am really tired of all this "judgement day",...
If the world is gonna end, this is why. All of you idiots would rather worry about the world ending, than actually trying to make it a better place. Get your shit in order.
I could forget you exist during the day and...
But I can’t deny that I can’t fall off asleep without wanting you next to me.
Today is the first time I've felt legitimately...
in forever.
Maybe it was because for once, bad things didn’t keep happening throughout the day.
Maybe it was because I didn’t feel as lonely as usual.
Maybe it was because about 5 or 6 people randomly told me I was pretty told me.
Maybe it was because I wasn’t so concerned with timing my walk to sixth hour just right just so I could see him for two minutes only to get upset when...
Just bought this stuff tonight and Im kinda in...
Are you brave enough to lemme see your peacock? ;)
RIP M-BONE of Cali Swag District.
My mom bought me some random ass shampoo for no...
But holy shit it smells so fuckingggggg good. I’ve been smelling my hair for the past hour because of how gorgeous it smells. haha.